If I Won

Introducing the first installment of "If I Won An Exorbitant Amount of Money from Publisher's Clearing House". You see, to me this dream is not futile. I have actually won money from Publisher's Clearing House...twice. The first time, I won $1 and the second time I won $5. I figure it's only a matter of time before I work up to the exorbitant amount. Until then, I will continue to play the "If I Won" game and today, if I won, I would buy these.